However, my real, breathing, demanding and digital kids are very different!
The TV is the 6th member of our family (they don't understand why he doesn't come on family days out with us) , the ipad is one of their toys and they laugh in the face of mobile phone security pins!
So these techy kids amazed me twice this week...
1) My Mum rang me up to tell me that after my 3 year old had been playing on her ipad, she recieved an email saying he add ordered a £90 electric fire from 1-click-to-buy amazon which would be delivered in the morning.
2) I had to explain to my 5yo that not everyone can pause live TV. And that unfortunately we are part of that few!
This led me to think of many future conversations I will have with my kids where they say "Shut up!" in disbelief (Essex accent optional)
1) "What? You had to go a Library? Why?"
2) "You couldn't pause live TV? What did you do if you needed a wee?"
3) "You wrote letters!"
4) " You had to start every Facebook update with 'is' "
5) "You didn't photoshop your pictures! You must have looked terrible"
6) "You didn't have a mobile till you were 18! How did you tell the time?"
7) "What? When mobiles first came out nobody texted?"
8) "You wrote your exams by hand!"
9) "You used money - wasn't that in the olden days"
10) "What the hell is a pager?"
11) "Nokia? What's a Nokia?"
When Nokia Ruled the World!
But the truth is, this is the world they live! And the digital transformation means it is a world that revolves around them. Then can pause the television whilst they run up for a wee and not have to desperately hold on till an advert break! They can find any TV programme on the internet and watch till their heart's content. Any piece of homework is only a copy and paste click away!
I have to except this is part of their lives and that the digital world is only going to get faster! Cbeebies is only going to become a better babysitter, it may even provide digital snacks one day! And they will run with it, as I jog slowly behind. I guess my job isn't to prevent them having access, but to protect them whilst they do.
Anyway, back to the comedy...
Please make me laugh... tell me what your kids will be unable to believe about the world you grew up in!